I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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