Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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