how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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