The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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