69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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