Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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