As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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