i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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