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Wipe that smile off your face.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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