Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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