Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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