dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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