I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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