People with herpes should wear stickers.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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