we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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