Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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