She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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