I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize