i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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