I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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