i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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