And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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