what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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