i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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