he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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