We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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