the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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