you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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