I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
me + whiskey = a bad person
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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