his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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