Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just gargled with NyQuil
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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