I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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