If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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