i don't like sucking hair
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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