nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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