You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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