It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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