You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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