I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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