Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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