a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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