I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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