One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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