This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I deserve this hangover.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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