Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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