it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i think my cat just said my name.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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