So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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