Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.

(972): View more from Texas

I worry about you sometimes...

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated

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(925): View more from California

It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.

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(310): View more from California

Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.

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(619): View more from California

Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.

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(740): View more from Ohio

my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.

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