You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.