'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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