I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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