C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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