Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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