I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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