I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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