They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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