I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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