I'm so fucking centered right now
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He felt like a one man threesome
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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