Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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